I’m so bored and unmotivated.

I’m so bored and unmotivated.

I’m so unbeliavably bored and unmotivated.

I’m so incredibly bored and unmotivated.

I’m so ridiculously and unmotivated.

Now there, don’t tell me to go mug for Chemistry / Math yet. I just want to do something interesting this weekend.

So,

SEX.

Alright, now I’ve gotten your attention.

Something interesting I found online:

Claim: The letters S-E-X are formed by a swirling cloud of dust in The Lion King.

Disappointed?

Anyway, that’s like so omg, if it’s true. I remembered seeing this claim somewhere, so I went to google for it and found this (I didn’t google for lion sex, if that’s what you were thinking). Interesting eh?

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Hainan

I’m feeling a rush of motivation now, so I’ll try to write what I can remember what I wanted to write. Ok sounds weird, ignore the first line if you can’t understand it. Anyway, I’m quite lazy to use photos. Just go facebook + flickr to have a look.

Most of the time, there is little difference between Singapore’s and Hainan’s evening sky, but sometimes, you get to see clouds like this in Hainan. Super duper cool. The weather in Hainan is almost the same as Singapore, but Hainan is slightly warmer at this period of time, and it’s more humid as well.

We started off the trip with a 4-days long village stay at this 新井村. The village stay was just -_-, like living in a kampong. It was definitely interesting, but then it was quite hard to adapt to the environment. There were fkn mosquitoes and flies and sand flies and fleas everywhere. I mean like EVERYWHERE, like .. imagine the number of spades on 10 spades. That volume of space to the number of spades ratio is the rough equivalent of the volume of air to the number of mosquitoes + fleas + sand flies.

But ignoring the mosquitoes, there wasn’t much other problem. Everything was an eye-opening experience.

1) Harvesting (Sunburnt a little)

2) Digging

3) Cultural performances ( I DID THE 4A1’s PARA PARA + SINGAPORE TOWN LOL.)

4) School visits: Wenchang High School (The pro school) + Wuzhishan Vocational Institution (The gangster school) + Haikou Guoxing High School (The school with Biao ge and the chiobu emcee)

5) Niao Jeremy Hon (Sweaty Tits + Donkey)

6) Made many friends ( Baifeng, Zhuhan, Xinxin, Yaodao, Daniel, Benford, Yongzhi, Chee Shuan, Andy, BJ, Jerry, Justin, Jeremy Hon, Wayne, Zhijian, Weijie, Yingcong,  etc.)

7) A trip in a RAINFOREST in HEAVY RAIN with Daniel, Benford, Yongzhi, Chee Shuan, Andy, BJ, Jerry, Zhijian, Weijie.

Drank beer in this brewery. ( For Chem Ace)

9) Ban + Poker (Oh ya, and the ownage village-style daiti, where you get to put like a straight with 9 cards)

10) Can’t remember other stuff already.

That’s about all I can remember. I’m lazy to do much elaboration.

It’s great to come back to Singapore, but I’ll certainly miss many stuff and people. Basically everything minus the mosquitoes actually. Now, I’m still craving to stay in the hotel for another few more nights, then I can play ban and poker also. Ok, that’s that. I’ll see how I can switch back to my original life. My laptop

P.S. The photos on fb is more conclusive. I’m too lazy to upload photos on wordpress, because it’s quite slow. In any case, if you have the free time, you can help me name my photos on flickr. The URL for my photostream is http://www.flickr.com/photos/41460696@N02/

Sayonara

AWAY TO HAINAN.

Unavailable for 1 week.

Please direct any message to my msn/sms.

I wish I can fall sick tmr.

Putting stuff in perspective

Assuming EOYs will be on the Week 3 of Term 4,

You have only got 5 more weeks to go.

You have effectively 4 more weeks only, if you’re going for a camp, like me.

You have only got 3 more weeks with the teachers, if your teachers are not gonna arrange for holiday remedials.

If you consider Week 10 of Term 3 as fei, because of the holidays and IT home learning, you will have only 2 more weeks with the teachers then.

Fortunately (but still rather unfortunate actually), 不幸中的大幸，if you’re a non-cse like me, you have 8 subjects. Out of the 8 subjects, you have only Math, Physics, Chemistry which consist the syllabus over 2 years. So, you have a syllabus that’s covered over a period of 11 years.

11 YEARS OF SYLLABUS ALL CRAMMED IN 4/5 WEEKS.

+ Mrs. Seck has yet to finished her syllabus. (Y)

Welcome to Hell.

Surprise!

You know, when you get too used and bored of your daily life, anything can surprise you easily. Like today, I just had 3 surprises. (You know, when I say surprise, it’s in the positive context.)

1) Keith got his first A1 (?!) for this Math test. I guess playing blackjack everyday makes you able to count more quickly and efficiently.

2) Cheng An got A1 for Geography! I was taken by surprise because Cheng An told me he’ll fail it. So this is like the best birthday gift for him.

3) I passed my Geography. LOL.

4) Ok I hope I didn’t leave anything out.

Cheng An’s surprise birthday party was very fun. I didn’t know the cake would be so nice. So ya, the cake was very nice ya. Too bad I didn’t help to get the candles and stuff. I heard it was quite an interesting experience.

Once again, a drama drama Cheng An. (:

Alright, so that basically sums up an extraordinary day in school. May the remaining schooldays be as fun as today’s.

That’s that.

Oh man, shucks.

Geography = Own.

Sometimes, when I know I’m going to fail something, I just want to cool down and relax.. So, can someone buy this for me ?

C5 PLEASE.

Look at how the Pro does it.

I mean, look at the noob me under Walter’s professional photography skills.

What you could have done on NDP’09.

How was it like to watch NDP on tv? Was it boring as usual? This year’s NDP was exceptional for me, because I didn’t have to watch the whole parade on a uninteresting tv screen. Well, that was all thanks to my NDP CIP again, woots.

Now, behold my fantastic photography skills. (JOKE).

Fly away on the Singapore Flyer. (?!)

That’s Astley, Walter, and Me.

Those are my fish + lion.

I was pretending to be Seohyun.

Finale + Fireworks + A random head

The NDP was great, as expected! In fact, it was way greater than the preview, cos we were allowed to stay back and enjoy the entire parade. The parade was probably more exciting than the previous years, because the producers made it more engaging. (But perhaps that is because I’m there at the parade, wildly taking photos.)  So for that, I’ll do a MOO-THANKYOU to Kyle and Yvonne, for letting us stay back to enjoy the show.

It was a long time since the peeps managed to have a wild and high get-together, and it was very enjoyable and memorable as well.

Now I wish I can have fun again.

Oh well,

Till 2010.

How-To: Survive The Week After NDP Long Weekends

While we enjoy the NDP holiday, we must still remember whats “居安思危” and “未雨绸缪”. (See my Chinese is getting better.)  If you don understand those 2 idioms, go check dict. So right, even though we’re like living in paradise, we must know this will be short-lived, and start planning what’s ahead.

I have a guide for your reference. And please do take it for reference.

1) Pretend you do not have IHE Geog Test:
I know the Geog Test will be a killer. And because  Ms. Gwee will be the setter, it’s natural you feel intimidated. But no worries alright, just pretend it’s over. Celebrate while you have the time, before accepting the depressing fact on Thurs – that you have one more day to study for one more day. This way, you get to live for another 2 – 3 days in peace.

2)  Imagine school will only start on Wednesday:
If you’re getting back your tests, simply imagine that you’re going to the school on Wednesday, not Tuesday.  IHC Test will only be returned on Tuesday, and since that day is gonna be striked off the calender, you can escape from the calamity that might just crush you under hours of a dreadful roaring session.

3) Conveniently hide your homework somewhere where you cannot find it:
But don’t be a naughty dog k. Don’t go finding your work after that k. You must save yourself from the boring misery. Just leave it somewhere, say, Room of Requirement? Just don’t go find it, and anywhere will be just perfect as a hiding spot.

So that’s roughly how you can survive the coming week with no problemo at all.

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Sometimes, my mum can be quite cute.

While watching BOF on Channel U..

Mum: 韩国的男孩子都长得很好看hor

Me：Ok ok la

Mum:  具俊表

Me: 他现在很红的 leh

Mum：这个 leh, 尹智厚

Me: 他也很红 lor

Mum: 尹智听起来很像马来话的 itchy hor

Me: Itchy 不是英语 meh

Mum: Orh 对 hor，讲错 liao, hahahahahaha,